Posted by Janice 1:09 AM
Back with a new entry~ i read something quite funny n i thought of sharing with u guys~ remember the news abt this NYP girl n guy sex vid being posted onto the net n went round S'pore? haha~ everyone is talkin' abt it... i bought 8Days to read on the train from Tampinese to Tao Payoh tdy n i came across this article...
ESSENTIAL TIPS ON MAKING YOUR OWN R-RATED HANDPHONE VIDEO.
haha~ there r quite a few but im gonna share those that i find it funnier~ okay, rdy for the tips my friend? here goes~1) Do not put your phone on vibrate mode or else your movie will turn out to be very shaky.2) Keep your film crew small becaues all handphones are very tiny and very hard to operate with a lot of people around. * I love this quote the most... hahaha!!!*
3) Get Cisco to guard your mobile phone at all times so nobody can steal it.4) If Cisco is too expensive, secure your phone to your body with a metal chain forever.5) Do not trade in your phone for a new one if you have personal porn movies in it. The Ah Beng at the secondhand handphone shop will not give you more money for it. Hmmm, then again, maybe he would...6) For scenes involving more than 2 ppl, ensure that everybody is packed in tightly so that everyone gets equal screen time.
Goodness, all these r so sacarstic yet funny... hope u guys enjoy reading those tips~ ^^